I thought my first post out of the gate would be more of a “testing, testing, 1…2…3…” kind of post, but alas. My life provides much better fodder, so instead I’m inviting you to dive in to the special kind of nightmare that has plagued our household for the last week. The hateful stomach flu in all its barfy glory. Welcome to my blog, folks. Pull up a chair while I talk about our family’s intestinal status.